I’m Too Smart To Be Living In Israel

Dozens of thousands of people are crossing the southern border into Israel and it seems everyone’s lost site of how relatively simple an issue this actually is. A few logical questions, and we can figure it all out.

1- WHY are they coming?

  • Because they live in war zones and either chose to run away or are forced to run away.
  • Because of globalization. People that are suffering where they are tend to want to make a better life for themselves.

2- WHY should we have to deal with this?

  • Because we are financing these wars, we’re training combatants in these regions, we’re supplying them with weapons. So, generally, because we went into their countries way before they came into ours. And because we helped generate the problem forcing them out.
  • I guess you could also mention how England sent our ships back to Germany and we’re kind of doing the same to them. But, seeing how we helped the Serbians murder thousands of Bosnians, I’m pretty sure that argument doesn’t fly with anyone anymore.

3- WHAT should we do?

  • Stop funding wars in other countries and start dealing with our own crap.
  • Give them refugee status and everything that goes along with it.
  • Give them work permits instead of importing dozens of thousands of workers from south East Asia every year at a higher expense.

4- WHY AREN’T we doing all these logical things?

  • Because for the govt. it’s worthwhile keeping these people at “infiltrator” status and not upgrading them to “refugee”.

5- WHY is it worthwhile keeping them at “infiltrator”?

  • Because if they were to be given refugee status, that would require (in the govt. opinion, not in actual finance logic) spending more money
  • It would also, and more importantly, require giving them blue ID cards which we only like to give to Jews.

Oh my god! This was so easy to figure out! I can’t believe it took me only 5 minutes.

All the more proof that I’m too smart to be living in Israel.


4 Responses to I’m Too Smart To Be Living In Israel

  1. […] הנה טיעון קצר שקורא לתמיכה בשוכני דרום תל-אביב האפריקאיים. והנה ראיון קצר עם שגריר אריתריאה בישראל שמצוטט בטיעונים שקוראים לגירוש אריתריאים ושאר שוהים לא חוקיים מאפריקה (אני אשמח לקבל הפניות לטיעונים יעילים יותר). […]

  2. Tahel Ilan says:

    כפרה לא הה מצורף לינק 😦
    ודרך אגב, בטח שהשגריר האריתראי קורא להחזרת האריתראים לשם- הוא לא נציג זכויות אדם שמחפש מקלט בטוח לאנשים האלה…

  3. Jaz says:

    hmm the link works from my site.. here is the one for the ambassador’s interview: http://www.ynet.co.il/articles/0,7340,L-4012079,00.html

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